Chocolates Shaped Like an Anus

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Chocolates Shaped Like an Anus

Chocolates Shaped Like an Anus

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Assi R. Sexually transmitted infections of the anus and rectum. WJG. 2014;20(41):15262. doi:10.3748/wjg.v20.i41.15262 Fire your desire. Hot and sexy scented candles, for that special someone. Six rainbow-coloured anus shaped candles with romantic scents. Includes Midnight Blue, Mint Oil, Egyptian Musk, French Rouge, Pina Colada and Passion Fruit. Diarrhea is a common cause of anal leakage. Rectal muscles in people suffering from diarrhea cannot hold watery stools well. This causes a leaky anus. Health conditions such as gastroenteritis or irritable bowel syndrome are a primary cause of diarrhea which may lead to anal leakage. This kit is designed for you to make an anatomical cast of your anus in fine casting plaster. It is NOT for making a chocolate cast of your anus! Steal yourself to the sublime

Nothing says I love you like a chocolate anus. The perfect gift for friends or enemies. We are proud to produce traditional hand crafted chocolates to the highest standard in our UK Atelier. We only sell fresh chocolate, and believe the chocolate anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class. We’ve all got one and they are all different! Exact symptoms will vary depending on the individual, but it is important to understand these symptoms and how to treat them, which we explain next. Most of us eat chocolate in individual (large family) size bars that we’ve bought from Tesco Express on our lunch break. The ancient scholar Longinus described the sublime as a moment of evasion from reality. Additionally, he believed the sublime could model our souls, and that a soul could pour itself out into a work of art.

Turns out, there’s some pretty creative chocolatiers out there, who’ve created sweet treats in some more, err, unusual shapes. Like an anus. A chocolate anus. Sure, you can snag a box for anyone at any time of year, but it’s especially appropriate to give to that special person (or maybe even your ex?) for Valentine’s Day. Let’s hope they have a good sense of humor! Otherwise, this might get weird. A great way to consume ginger is to make a tea using the root and steeping it in a cup of boiling water. Daily consumption of ginger root tea can help support digestive health and reduce symptoms of anal leakage.

Warning, parts of this video may be slightly NSFW for some of you, though all the nudity is blurred out. This is obviously not a video subject for everyone, so enter at your own risk: National Health Services (UK): “Itchy bottom -- Causes,” “How to ease an itchy bottom yourself,” “Anal Fissure.” Save 30% and experience this wonderous state of the sublime all at once, or be measured and precise, to make it last for hours! Use a protective barrier like Vaseline or zinc oxide. This will protect the skin from stool irritation.

Since there are a wide variety of causes of rectal discharge, you must take necessary steps to improve the condition and get proper treatment. Although it’s an uncomfortable situation, it may happen to anyone among us. To properly diagnose pinworms, "you must either look for the worms in the perianal region two to three hours after going to sleep or touch the perianal skin with transparent tape to collect pinworm eggs around the anus first thing in the morning to be examined under a microscope,” Dr. Ivanina says. Gift giving just got better with our bundled savings. Save 20% off the cost of both items and guarantee satisfaction with these candles and chocolates. We believe the Edible Anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class, in an amusing and easily digestible way. Not only are you buying a great present, but you’ll be changing society for the better…one arsehole at a time. We’ve all got one and they are all different!

Ingredients: Milk Chocolate: 34% cocoa solids, 22% milk solids (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, soy lecithin, natural vanilla) Edible Anus is a brand that is exactly what it sounds like: It makes edible anuses. The company has been around since the mid-2000s and offers edible anuses in white chocolate, dark chocolate, and milk chocolate. Plus, the brand even sells Anus Ale, because why not? (Don't get us started on the limited-edition bronze and silver anuses they're selling, too...)One of the most therapeutic roots in the world – ginger – has proven to be a great way to treat anal leakage through its calming abilities. Often used to treat stomach cramps and inflammation, ginger has enormous health benefits which support normal functions of the body. A leaky anus can be an embarrassing condition causing uncontrollable anal discharge. Many cases of anal leakage are temporary while some are chronic. A wonderful natural remedy to help soothe the digestive system and the mind is chamomile tea. Chamomile has been found to aid in overall health and help relax the muscles in your body. This can aid in the reduction of anal leakage. There’s just so many beautiful quotes in there I don’t even know where to begin…but that doctor is SPOT ON in his assessment of anus sculptures: “A sculpture of an anus should be made in chocolate.”

Marshmallow Willies We know what you're thinking – as penises go they're certainly on the small side and they're soft. But sprinkle a little sugar into the mix and these Marshmallow Willies will provide you with a pleasure beyond compare. Gift giving just got better with our bundled savings. Save 20% off the cost of both items, and guarantee satisfaction with candles and chocolate. Six rainbow-coloured anus candles with romantic scents. Our Burning Love scented candles include Midnight Blue, Mint Oil, Egyptian Musk, French Rouge, Pina Colada and Passion Fruit. As it turns out, the company ‘Edible Anus’ who cast her balloon knot in bronze, they specialize in making chocolate assholes. Because what man wouldn’t want some lovely lady to give him a replica of her balloon knot made out of chocolate??? Gift giving just got better with our bundled savings. Save 30% off the cost of all items, and guarantee satisfaction with candles, chocolate, and a cast your own anus kit.According to Dr. Benjamin Wedro, inflamed hemorrhoids can cause anal leakage. A hemorrhoid is a condition which causes swollen veins around the lower part of the rectum and anus. If you have hemorrhoids, it’s important to see your doctor for proper treatment.



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