out all my things by today or I lose it all. I need to get my things out so I can't come into work today. to the gas station. When I was pushing my car I got a stomach hernia, now I'm on my way to the doctors. his wife is on her death bed. I'm going to see smiling Sally one last time before she passes. She was always smiling I went to go ask this lady for directions and I think she thought I was going to rob her, so she pulled out

Don't call the police because they are listening in, and have tapped into your lines. If you inform the police I will die, My mom is surprising me with a visit tomorrow and I haven’t seen her since before the pandemic. I’m going to need the day off.” My best friend/boyfriend/girlfriend has some serious intense information he/she is telling me today. I think he/she is

GIFs

I won't be coming into work today, I'm preposing to my girlfriend/boyfriend and it is a very important I'm going to a hospice (hospital for people with incurable diseases) to visit an old friend. He is getting worse, so I'm not bomb planted underneath my car. I'm waiting for police and swat to arrive to deactivate it or dispose of it. I parked my As I was leaving for work, I encountered a freak outside my home waiting for my sister/daughter to come outside. because a gun shot and screaming in the building was reported. It was one of the buildings by ______(area with buildings).

line, including my house, cars, and savings. This is everything I own so I can't miss this meeting, I can't come in. he stole from my house. I'm trying to be very quiet, so I'll call you later on in the day after the I can't come into work today, I fell down a well, trying to save a puppy this morning. Now I'm waiting forI can't come to work today, I just figured out some heart breaking news and I'm super depressed. I need the day please. I got a flat tire on my way to work this morning. I need to take my car in to get a replacement and won’t be coming in today.” I was falsely arrested this morning and I just got released. All they did was appologize, nothing more. I'm hungry and I'm meeting last minute with my lawyer for a very important confedential meeting regarding one of my ex's.

I have really bad cramps, its never been this bad so I'm going to call my doctor. I can't walk from the pain. I can’t get my car to start. Unfortunately I can’t make it to work until I figure out what’s wrong.” I've used this book on numerous occasions for work when i can't be bothered to turn in (or just want to go on the beer with my fwiends) It has some monumental excuses for when you just want to down tools half-way through-out the day and go to the pub, although my work colleagues are certainly not 'wet behind the ears', I do find that not turning in for work for the rest of the week seems to throw people off the scent of you being ill, albeit a costly alternative if you're PAYE but I tend to use Facebook to give that extra bit on convincing material towards authenticity but at the expense of being ripped to pieces due to my biblical torrent of lies. urn:lcp:bookofexcuses0000bran:epub:e1f09871-d357-444a-8585-7675a43af581 Foldoutcount 0 Identifier bookofexcuses0000bran Identifier-ark ark:/13960/t13p14f4p Invoice 1652 Isbn 0356098079 I've been putting them off. They are on the verge of divorce now so I have to go meet them now before it gets worse.

Memes

I was tranquilized and robbed, I'm trying to give a report but it all seems blurry. All my cards, valuables and I went on a trip overnight and I when I got home I realized I left my kid behind, I need to go get him/her. I can't

A family freind in a coma, past away today after a long stong stuggle, so I'm visitin his/her family. I won't be coming I can't come to work today, I was mugged at _______(time/place-no cameras) and I'm going into the police station proposing. (or) I think he/she is the one who stole and spent all my life savings. It is an important day and I need toground. I caught her as she was falling and carried her to the side walk. She lost her pulse so I started doing CPR, and she