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I chose these because I notice you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove. That’s what Mrs. Claus calls it… 22. Say your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas… The brunette takes off her straps, giving Santa a view of her breasts and says, “Santa, are you sure there’s no gift you’d like to leave?”We would ask you to bear with the delivery companies during busy periods, especially Christmas, and where weather is known to be causing disruption to transport and deliveries. Say your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas…Can I visit between the holidays?” You can slam your laptop shut when your partner walks into the room, and you don’t get any disgusted looks. But during the wrapping, the clerk mixes up the parcels without anyone realising. As a result, the sister gets the gloves and the guy takes home a gift box containing the panties.

He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

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The spotty youth pointed to the Christmas mistletoe above the counter and said, “This week we have a special offer, just one kiss per meter.” The Santa at the shopping mall was quite surprised when he saw Martha, a woman in her mid-twenties, asking to sit on his lap. We all know Santa doesn’t usually take requests from adults, but she smiled at him very nicely, and he ended up asking her what she wanted for Christmas. When you take them off remember to blow in them before putting them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Our offices are closed weekends and public holidays but we will respond to you the following working day. Your Statutory Rights

Then an angel walked into his office and asked, “Hey, Santa, what do you want me to do with this Christmas tree?”

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the boy measured out the tinsel, wrapped up the garland, and gave it to Julie. He sat up. The bedroom was clean and tidy; there was no trail of drunkenly abandoned clothes, fresh air was coming in through the window and all was serene. You do a bunch of work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit. 26. So my girlfriend wanted a white Christmas…